🎴 Political Satire Card Game

PoliClash PH

Outsmart the trapos. Build your political dynasty. Conquer the board. A satirical tactical card game parodying Philippine politics.

🎴 50+ Parody Cards🏆 6 Factions⚡ 11 Special Abilities💰 GCash Payments

Game Features

Everything you need for a complete political card game experience.

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Parody Card System

Collect cards like "Mayor Budots" and "Senador Grandstander" — each with unique abilities and satirical flavor text.

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Tactical Combat

Charisma, Machinery, Budget, and Influence stats. Use abilities like Privilege Speech and Pork Barrel to outmaneuver opponents.

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6 Factions

Trapo, Reformer, Showbiz, Dynasty, Activist, and Warlord — each with distinct playstyles and strategies.

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Premium Shop

Buy packs via GCash. Send exactly ₱50.24, upload your receipt, and get your packs after admin approval.

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Pack Opening

Open packs with weighted rarity drops. Chase the Legendary Probinsiyano Strongman card.

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Secure & Fair

Supabase RLS protects your data. Admin dashboard for manual transaction verification.

How to Play

1

Build Your Deck

Choose cards from your collection. Each card costs Budget to play.

2

Play Cards

Spend your Budget pool to place cards on the 5-slot board.

3

Use Abilities

Activate special abilities — from Vote Buying to Blackmail.

4

Attack & Win

Attack enemy cards or go direct. Reduce opponent health to 0 to win.

10+
Parody Cards
6
Factions
11
Abilities
5
Rarity Tiers